Monday, February 16, 2004
Staying Abreast of the Latest Developments
Because nobody is throwing a hissy fit over the halftime show at last night's NBA all-star game, it must mean that exposing the SIDE of your breast is not offensive to common notions of decency and a threat to the continued survival of the Republic. Only breasts visible from the front can do that.
Clearly, if Osama Bin Laden had been a topless woman, the war on terror would be over by now.
Because nobody is throwing a hissy fit over the halftime show at last night's NBA all-star game, it must mean that exposing the SIDE of your breast is not offensive to common notions of decency and a threat to the continued survival of the Republic. Only breasts visible from the front can do that.
Clearly, if Osama Bin Laden had been a topless woman, the war on terror would be over by now.
