Monday, April 24, 2006

It's My Party and I'll Slack If I Want To
I have thought up a few slogans the Democrats could use for the fall elections. Here they are:
"Democrats--keeping the nuclear genie in the bottle since 1945."
"Vote Democratic--our Jesus is more peaceful than their Jesus."
"No more civilian casualties--vote Democratic."
"Vote Democratic--because red makes you look fat."
Your contributions are earnestly sought. Between Blogger's database problems today, the press of actual remunerative labor, and plain laziness, I'm taking the rest of the day off. (All except for writing this at The Hits Just Keep On Comin'.)

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