Friday, May 12, 2006
Speeding Into the Weekend
Items and comments in 25 words or less:
Item: Fox News has figured out why the Dow went down 120 points today--because USA Today "made the country less safe" by revealing the latest round of illegal wiretaps.
Comment: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Item: Nancy Pelosi, who will be Speaker of the House if the Democrats retake Congress in November, told the Democratic caucus she is "not interested in pursuing" impeachment.
Comment: Maybe it's a tactic to defuse the issue for November, but don't rule out that she really means it. Ladies and gentlemen, your Democratic Party.
Item: An atheist candidate for the Democratic nomination for Alabama attorney general is also a white supremacist and a Holocaust denier.
Comment: Dude, you may be an atheist, but you're in the wrong party.
Item: Karl Rove has told his White House bosses that he is going to be indicted and will immediately resign as soon as he is.
Comment: Ohgod, ohgod, ohgod . . . I think I need a cigarette.
Items and comments in 25 words or less:
Item: Fox News has figured out why the Dow went down 120 points today--because USA Today "made the country less safe" by revealing the latest round of illegal wiretaps.
Comment: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Item: Nancy Pelosi, who will be Speaker of the House if the Democrats retake Congress in November, told the Democratic caucus she is "not interested in pursuing" impeachment.
Comment: Maybe it's a tactic to defuse the issue for November, but don't rule out that she really means it. Ladies and gentlemen, your Democratic Party.
Item: An atheist candidate for the Democratic nomination for Alabama attorney general is also a white supremacist and a Holocaust denier.
Comment: Dude, you may be an atheist, but you're in the wrong party.
Item: Karl Rove has told his White House bosses that he is going to be indicted and will immediately resign as soon as he is.
Comment: Ohgod, ohgod, ohgod . . . I think I need a cigarette.
